Rare Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear

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Last updated on February 1st, 2025 at 06:51 pm

Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear

A cool rare collectible 10" brown trash-talking teddy bear wearing a blue cap backward, sunglasses, a white t-shirt, and blue jeans and has a mom heart tattoo on his arm.

You can see this Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear in action on YouTube. He says eleven different wise guy phrases which are:

• "You're thanking me for insulting you... it was my pleasure"
• "So you thought I was a cute bear... wrongo"
• "You're so ugly, they push your face in dough to make gorilla cookies"
• "Friends like you are hard to find... thank God!"
• "Yo, why are you talkin' to me?"
• "Hey, you the man... oh, sorry lady"
• "Pardon Me... does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me... hahahaha hahaha"
• "What's wrong? Don't you get any attention back home?"
• "Let me ask you something? Was 5th grade the best six years of your life?"
• "They pay me to say this stupid stuff... what's your excuse?"
• "Hey buddy, nice shirt. What brand? Clearance?"

He was released by Smart Planet in 2001 and the packaging says "Prepare to be insulted" because this wise guy is the toughest trash talker in town".

The Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear requires three "AA" batteries (not included). The bear itself is in mint condition but the packaging shows some wear (see pics).

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