Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear

$60.00

This rare Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear is a collectible 10″ golden-brown teddy bear that wears jeans and sunglasses and says 11 different insults.

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Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear

A cool rare collectible 10" brown teddy bear that trash-talks and is wearing a blue cap backward, sunglasses, a white t-shirt, and blue jeans and he has a heart tattoo on his arm with Mom in the center.

You can see this Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear in action on our YouTube Channel. He says eleven different trash-talking phrases which are:

  • "You're thanking me for insulting you... it was my pleasure"
  • "So you thought I was a cute bear... wrongo"
  • "You're so ugly, they push your face in dough to make gorilla cookies"
  • "Friends like you are hard to find... thank God!"
  • "Yo, why are you talkin' to me?"
  • "Hey, you the man... oh, sorry lady"
  • "Pardon Me... does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me... hahahaha hahaha"
  • "What's wrong? Don't you get any attention back home?"
  • "Let me ask you something? Was 5th grade the best six years of your life?"
  • "They pay me to say this stupid stuff... what's your excuse?"
  • "Hey buddy, nice shirt. What brand? Clearance?"

Released by Smart Planet in 2001, the packaging says "Prepare to be insulted" because this wise guy is the toughest trash talker in town".

It requires three "AA" batteries (not included). The bear itself is in mint condition but the packaging shows some wear on the edges (see pics). This item makes a great gift for bear collectors and wise guy enthusiasts.

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Additional information

Weight 1.5 lbs
Dimensions 6 × 8 × 12 in

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