Description
Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear
A cool rare collectible 10" golden-brown teddy bear that trash-talks and is wearing a blue cap backward, sunglasses, a white t-shirt, and blue jeans and he has a heart tattoo on his arm with Mom in the center.
The packaging says "Prepare to be insulted" because this wise guy is the toughest trash talker in town. He says eleven different trash-talking phrases which are:
- "You're thanking me for insulting you... it was my pleasure"
- "So you thought I was a cute bear... wrongo"
- "You're so ugly, they push your face in dough to make gorilla cookies"
- "Friends like you are hard to find... thank God!"
- "Yo, why are you talkin' to me?"
- "Hey, you the man... oh, sorry lady"
- "Pardon Me... does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me... hahahaha hahaha"
- "What's wrong? Don't you get any attention back home?"
- "Let me ask you something? Was 5th grade the best six years of your life?"
- "They pay me to say this stupid stuff... what's your excuse?"
- "Hey buddy, nice shirt. What brand? Clearance?"
This vintage item, released by Smart Planet in 2001, requires three "AA" batteries (not included). The bear itself is in mint condition but the packaging shows some wear on the edges (see pics).
You can see this Trash-Talking Wise Guy Bear in action on our YouTube Channel. It makes an excellent gift for collectors and wise guy enthusiasts.
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